Alert the Media

You know how every once in a while you see a newspaper article about how someone found a Cheeto that looks exactly like George Washington's profile?  Or a blueberry pancake that is unmistakably an image of the Virgin Mary?  Which are so totally obviously messages.  (Interpretation:  George Washington was a total cheesehead.  And the Virgin Mary loves syrup.)

Well, Cameron went to a birthday party this past weekend and made a tie-dye t-shirt.  On Valentine's Day, after the dye had had 24 hours to set, we followed the directions for washing and drying the finished product.  Cameron put it on, proud of his creation. 

And then, I spotted this . . .

Oh. My. Gosh.  What could it mean, people?  I'm buying a big ol' bag of Cheetos in the hopes that it clarifies things.