Dam kids

There is no end to the wealth of knowledge one can glean from the educational DVD "Rescue Heroes: The Movie." During the most recent viewing of this ever-popular film, Cameron gathered that a dam is used to hold back the water in a river. Inspired, he used his blocks to build a dam. But what fun is a dam all by itself? Cameron rounded up his Little People to play on the dam, and christened them "The Dam Kids." Here is where David and I drop all pretentions and show our true colors. We could not seem to help ourselves.

Cameron: OK, so this is the dam. And these are the dam kids.
Immature parents (tittering): What mess have those dam kids gotten themselves in this time?
C: Well, the dam might break. And then there would be a flood.
IP (giggling wildly): Dam! It might break? That would be a dam shame!
C: Yes. And the dam kids are trying to stop it.
IP (guffawing): Wow, what will those dam kids think of next?
C (with broad smile, proud that his story has garnered such a reaction): Yep, the dam kids are really good at stopping floods!