So, I hate to admit it but . . . sometimes I watch reality TV. While watching the Biggest Loser Finale last night, I had this thought:
Me, Watching Reality TV
Three hour finale?
Too many flashbacks. Who wins?
Thank God for Tivo
That's right, I think in haiku. It occurred to me that most reality shows could be efficiently and accurately recapped in this form. So I gave it a try.
Amazing Race
Language barrier
Slow taxi, can’t find pit stop
Last team to arrive
Survivor: The Loser
Secret alliance.
Tribal council. Think I’m safe.
Vote’s in. Blindsided.
Survivor: The Winner
I’m changing this game.
I would never lie, not me.
Except to win this.
The Bachelor: The Man
Twenty-five women
So hard to choose my wife.
Big boobs, blonde hair, love.
The Bachelor: The Woman
He is hot. Great guy.
Can’t believe it. I’m in love.
No rose. What a jerk.
Biggest Loser
I was fat. So sad.
Last chance workout, lots of tears.
Yay! So skinny now!
I should totally work for TV Guide.
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You crack me up. I love your random thoughts! And I think whoever a three hour finale of the Biggest Loser IS the biggest loser. Sigh. Guess what that makes me?? :P
I watched "The Biggest Loser" and wanted Tara to win after never going below the yellow line. I am in a 6 week outside boot camp program and "The Biggest Loser" makes me not complain when I see what those really big people go through.
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