Not My Thing

Things my 3-year-old said to me while playing baseball in the front yard this morning:

"No, no, no, no, no!  You've got to CHARGE a pop-fly!  Get right under it!"
"Bad pitch.  Watch me.  Look, step, throw.  Got it?"
"You should have dived for the base."
"What do you mean you don't know how to throw a curve ball?!?!"
"I have a feeling I'm gonna win."