Matthew has developed a sudden and unexpected fondness for Dora the Explorer. He chose a Dora DVD from the library today and is now parked on the couch singing "I'm the Map, I'm the Map."
But Dora is apparently in need of some sensitivity training.
Dora: Do you want to come with me to find the Tallest Trophy?
Matthew: Um, no thanks.
Dora: GREAT! Let's go find the Taaallllest Trophy!
Matthew: Hey! I said no! I don't want to find the Tallest Trophy!
Dora: Leeettt's GO!
Matthew: But wait! I don't think I want to . . .
Dora: But how do we get there? What do we use to find our way?
Matthew (defeated): The Map.
Cue music. I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm THE MAP!
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This leaves me laughing to tears.
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