Ambitions

"Mommy, I'm trying to think of what I should be when I grow up. I think maybe a space guy."

"You mean an astronaut?"

"Yeah. But you know the bad thing about that job?"

"What?"

"You have to wear a DIAPER when you're in space!"

"Ewww! You know what would be the bad part for me?"

"What?"

"I would miss you when you were in space!"

"I would miss you, too. And I would miss my wife. My wife Paige. If I married her. HEY! I know! Maybe I could say, 'I'm going to be a space guy. So, if you marry me, could you come to outer space with me?' Because there are space girls, too, right?"

"Right."

"Okay, good. That's what I'll do then."